Ahem. Yes. Arse. Well, swearing aside.. actually, no swearing not aside, there are no words to adequately describe this. But hey, at least I know my rambling here have actually been getting an audience these past few months. As for making this less arty, I wish I could say that this is due to me being a tortured artistic soul or something, but it really isn't. I just have a really fucking boring life, hence I make stuff up etc etc, anyway a summation.
Yes, I was quite deeply in love with lottie.
No, I did not equate paying for a holiday with sex. I'm not that sort of person.. at all.
Nor am I a psychopath, I'm just utterly crap at thinking up character names. My second name is James, anyway, that's where its ubiquity comes from.
Needless to say, I fucked up the telling her bit quite badly. Very badly. Hilariously badly. Then made a pass at the waiter.. I wish I was making this up.
Oh balls.
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